Wednesday, April 2, 2008

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

PG: Remember when Brandon Flowers was cute?
HB: Where is he?
HB: HOLY CRAP
HB: *cries*
HB: He looks like the unabomber
PG: He doesn't look even remotely attractive.
PG: Just...ew.
HB: Like a pervert.
PG: Yeah, like somebody's picture on a sex offender registry!
HB: YES
HB: BRANDON! WHY?
HB: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
PG: He must think being ugly will make people take him seriously as a musician or something.
HB: Or something.
PG: Dude. You're twenty-six. Stop looking like a dirty old man!

In other news, The Killers are saying their new album will be done before the Reading and Leeds Festival in August. Hopefully they'll hose Brandon down and shave him before promoting it.

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